Curse

kg_lildude1 · Oct 07, 2005, 03:35 PM // 15:35

If i had a dollar for every brain that guildwars guru members had, i would be flat broke...

Link Ironhammer · Oct 07, 2005, 03:39 PM // 15:39

If I had a dollar for every monkey I had, I would be richer than Bill Gates

kg_lildude1 · Oct 07, 2005, 03:44 PM // 15:44

if i had a dollar for every word i've typed on the computer, i'd own god :P

Count Feanor · Oct 07, 2005, 03:51 PM // 15:51

If I had a straw, and you were whining, I'd give it to you and tell you to suck it up!

kg_lildude1 · Oct 07, 2005, 03:52 PM // 15:52

if i had a donkey, you better run fast or he'll kick you in the ass :P

Enigmatics · Oct 07, 2005, 08:00 PM // 20:00

If I had a purpose,
Though* I am old with wandering -
through hallow lands and hilly lands, I would -
find her, and kiss her lips and take her hands, and -
walk along long dappled grass,
and pluck until time and times are done
The silver apples of the moon
And golden apples of the sun

And then I might start doing the can-can.

*Though, god ****it.

kg_lildude1 · Oct 07, 2005, 09:46 PM // 21:46

if i had a feeling,
more than just keeling,
i know life is sad,
i can't help but be mad,
at the way i feel,
because it's just so real

Enigmatics · Oct 07, 2005, 11:02 PM // 23:02

thanks, man.

*punches author(ess) in the face. And maybe KG -because no one notices him anyway*

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 07, 2005, 11:12 PM // 23:12

Enigmatics

Enigmatics · Oct 07, 2005, 11:13 PM // 23:13

Yuh-ess, ma'am.

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 07, 2005, 11:14 PM // 23:14

want to join me and beat kg in Guild Wars?

Enigmatics · Oct 07, 2005, 11:16 PM // 23:16

Eh... which town/server?

And are you two rich? Because flaunters make me shy.

Ookay, pm me, I've broken a rule here.

Off topic in the off topic thread. Heh.

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 07, 2005, 11:18 PM // 23:18

is it me.. or Kg stop spamming now?

Enigmatics · Oct 07, 2005, 11:25 PM // 23:25

oh you weren't serious

yeah, he stopped.

If I had a misconception

Quote:

A child came to me
swinging an ocean on a stick
He told me his sister was dead,
I pulled down his shirt and gave him a kick.
I drove him down the streets
down the night of my generation
I screamed his name, his cursed name,
down the streets of my generation
and children lept in joy to the name
and running came.
Mothers and fathers bent their heads to hear;
I screamed the name.

The child trembled, fell,
and staggered up again,
I screamed his name!
And a fury of mothers and fathers
sank their teeth into his brain.
I called to the angels of my generation
on the rooftops, in the alleyways,
beneath the garbage and the stones,
I screamed the name! and they came
and gnawed the child’s bones.
I screamed the name: Beauty
Beauty Beauty Beauty

that thar be the best and violentest poem on this matter that I've read.

Avari Zi · Oct 24, 2005, 07:31 AM // 07:31

If I had the cure for cancer, I'd give it to people for free.

TheEPIC · Oct 24, 2005, 07:33 AM // 07:33

If I had a megaphone I wouldn't let anyone in my neighborhood sleep until I did.

Omega_2005 · Oct 24, 2005, 12:53 PM // 12:53

If I had a strategy to own all, then I'd just pass it onto my clanmates

Charcoal Ann · Oct 24, 2005, 02:24 PM // 14:24

if i had a pound for every funeral i've attended.... i'd have four and a half pounds.

wsmcasey · Oct 24, 2005, 03:00 PM // 15:00

This commercial may be to old for some of you to remember.

If you had a hammer you could hammer in the kitchen, you could hammer in the basement, all over the house.